Faces to the names
By far the coolest looking one here in sunglasses. Rick wins two awards, the most CDs in one's office and the most CDs people don't want to admit to owning. And Rick loves to throw out obscure movie quotes from the 80's, and tries to sneak words from his word-a-day calendar into conversations with people. He thinks no one will notice when he uses vocabulary like quizzical and accost.
Vice President Online Services:
Once an up-and-coming drummer and understudy of Dennis Chambers, Jeramie suffered a bizarre accident at a poker game involving poker chips. He doesn't like to talk about that day but from what we can tell he saved himself using 1's and 0's, and now prefers a stack of quarters over poker chips. And Jeramie loves a shirt with some letters on it that resemble a code from Grand Theft Auto. We have no idea what it is so we just all play along.
Senior Art Director:
The true artisan and mother of the bunch who often has a wicked smile on her face. She always shares her handmade jewelry with us and makes sure Vinnie isn't huffing spray adhesive again. And she's the queen of the mock-up…Carol can make anything out of paper and tape…ANYTHING.
Amanda runs the office candy shop as of late. Need an afternoon sugar high? Amanda's your girl. And she has the largest collection of magazines most of us have seen. If more than 3 people do it, Amanda has a magazine for it. Currently there is a pool going to get Amanda to do flip flops down the hallway but she never sticks around for happy hour so some stone sours can give her a sprinkle of courage.
Jorene is our watchman or we guess it's watchwoman…well whatever, she is the one that warns us about storms, fires, late timesheets, and the dangers of alcoholic energy drinks. And if the apocalypse does come during work hours she would keep us all warm with her many, many, many quilts.
Senior Account Executive:
Hands down, he wins the award for best decorated office. Let's just say the man has many passions and loves being surrounded by very nice things. And while we are handing out awards Larry also wins the award for the most items crossed off his bucket list…the man once flew himself 15,000 feet in the air, jumped out, skydived and then swooped back in the plane at 2,000 feet then landed. He's where they got the idea for that one US Cellular commercial...no jokes.
Arlene was runner-up for best decorated office but lost out because of her dependency on Beatles memorabilia. Arlene is a globetrotter of sorts, with ties to England, Spain, Japan and Grande Ole' Wisconsin - she brings a global influence to our liquor cabinet. We all love Arlene for always bringing in snacks for us. We all hate Arlene for always bringing in snacks for us.
He starts everyday with a Monster and a smile….oh and a quick walk through the internet webs to see what the haps are. Vinnie has been known to drown his co-workers in a pool of links…let's just say he loves to share. But then the headphones go on and it's off to his own world of creativity where raisins cover the ground…don't ask.